Tuesday, January 19, 2010

"A Little morning chuckle..."

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS /HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION /10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS /HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION /5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third signsaying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS - HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

“SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS”

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doingbusiness..’
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man:
'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...
This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

11 comments:

Trish said...

what a hoot....serves that dirty ole man right!

Stephanie Hartman said...

OMG!!! This was halarious!!! HAhaha great morning laugh!!

Christy {SparklesandSpinach} said...

Ha ha! LOL. Cute joke!!! I was curious what it is that you use on your face! I really like the clarisonic and it makes my face soft, but if there was something else out there that works pretty well for less, I would def try it!

Lindsey said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

Jen~nae said...

AHAHAHAH That is a good one! Thanks Jod! I needed this on my Monday! :)

High Heels and Huntin' Boots said...

That is hilarious!

Andrea said...

Haha, that is too funny! I found your blog off of another one and I love it! I am definately going to start reading it. I love the posts you have done!

Andrea said...

Haha, that is too funny! I found your blog off of another one and I love it! I am definately going to start reading it. I love the posts you have done!

The Undomestic Mom said...

hilarious!

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Miss-happypants said...

hahahahah, that's hillarious!

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