"A Little morning chuckle..."
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS /HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION /10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS /HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION /5 MILES
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man:
'Please knock on this door.'
This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER