So, as I've explained this to my friends that I have told this story to...
My OCD got the best of me this weekend.
I felt the uncontrollable need to clean the shower.as I was in it.stupid idea.
So, I'm dumping this ol' shampoo down the drain..la de da.....
Then, I get to the conditioner.
Ladies, we use this stuff, why? Because it de- tangles and smooths. And slick as snot, in the shower.
So, as I'm dumping this. I get some splattered on the faucet.
BEFORE my brain could speak to my leg, "hey, this is a bad idea if you go one-legged in this slick as snot area!" but, before I even thought.. .. I had my one leg up and then all of a sudden!
I could see both my feet perfectly aligned in front of me.in the air. not a good place to be.
I hit so hard...my husband came running in! He pulled back to shower curtain and sees his wife in a catatonic state. I was just sitting there rocking back and forth holding the back of my head. Laughing and crying at the same time. Because I was so stupid and did such a dumb thing. It wasn't worth the tears of pain. Only the tears of laughter. But I did a mixture of crying/laughter...but with no tears! Lol!!
I had one of those stupid claw clips in my hair, to keep my hair up. And it jammed in the back of my head. Ouch! I didn't deserve that. That wasn't right.
I had the worse headache ALL day.
So, as I'm rocking back and forth and the Mr. realizes I'm okay.
He says.." Babeeee, you gonna blog about this, huh?"
In a very meek and pitiful voice I said, "Yeah....."
11 comments:
thank goodness you're ok.
no more cleaning the shower, in the shower...
instead of dumping out shampoo and conditioner... just THROW IT AWAY!
xo
AH, I just love you, your comments always make my day! I'm okay, neck is feeling fab, just the usual busy-ness going on over here. But I'm working on a new post as I write this. Thank you for checking up on me!!
AND, praise the Lord YOU'RE okay!!
Oh my goodness!! I love that he asked if you were gonna blog about it! Garth asked me that too!
I still laughed so hard reading this. I can not believe it! Sorry but that is so funny. You have a problem you know....you should go get seen for it...LOL OCD I think doesnt cover it!
I love ya NUT!!
You left out my favorite part about shaking the house....lol
Glad you're okay... I've hit my head before with those clips in and it hurts!
hahaha... I died laughing when your husband asked if you were going to blog about it. my husband asks me that all. of. the. time. ;)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA ok....I probably shouldn't laugh about that, but the way you told it both in person and on your blog is freakin a hilarious!!!!! I'm glad you're ok besides the terrible headache, I bet some of that soreness you said was from Jillian Michaels was also from your lil bathtub experience. :) All I can say to you as advice is STAY SAFE IN THE TUB!!! NO SLIPPERY MESSES!!! HEHEHEHEHE Wow....that sounded dirty.... ;)Love ya Jody True Who!
you could have killed yourself! And yeah.. why not just throw the bottles away? Does shampoo and conditioner go bad???? Your a nut. but I still can't wait to get you here :)
oh goodness!! glad you're ok!
Hahaha! I'm over here laughing, hope your headache goes away soon!
It's things like this that make great blog posts!
Thanks for sharing!-)
This is so fricken funny!!!!
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