.5.14.09.."Wax On?..Wax Off!!"

Okay..this is for the "Yettie the Betti's" out there in them parts!!!!

Okay....no secret. Majority of women wax.yes. This painful, ridiculous procedure is a very popular thing? Why? You must ask? Well, because....as I told the lady behind the counter as I went searching for this torture device.."I'm heading to an area where I don't want to be mixed up with a "Betti the Yettie" or a "she-Big Foot" ...as my poor husband slaps his head with palm of his hand.Yes, once again embarrassed.by me.his weird wife.

So I get home with this torture device and I plugged it in.for hours.and hours.read the manual..oh say about 90 times. over and over. hoping at one point it would be like a Harry Potter movie and the words would mysteriously change to "Don't do it!! Your an idiot! AHHH"

Well, nothing.

So, after about 4 hours of being plugged in..the Mr. comes and finds me and says " Umm Baby..I think your wax is ready" I say with my hands held to my face (hands ringing with sweat..) "I'm scared!!" So HE (let's get that straight...) said..."wanna practice on me?" I didn't realize I could hurdle a coffee table. This is good to know.

So I sit him down and I then ask.."where?" he said the hair between his eyes..okay.

So I followed the directions and did the rub in the direction of the hair growth..yadda.yadda...

Then, I said.."on the count of 3 I will rip it off"..he's bracing himself!!

I said..."One...{rip!}" His eyes got huge!!! And he hollered...not a spider holler...a "what the

F@%%" holler!

I think a wee piece of skin came off too. But it looks real nice! He had a red spot for the rest of the evening.. But then I did my eyebrows and wow! Good stuff!

But ladies..if ya get this..it's fun to do other people! Ha! Ha!