...1.5.09...'poor girls "biore" strips'.....

To achieve this 'not-so-desired-look'..follow (or not) these simple steps!
  1. Most important....get a text from your husband at 2:39 a.m. in the morning (soon to follow..)
  2. After you get a text from someone that you haven't even been able to touch, smell, or see their face expressions for 15 months and knowing they are in the states and so close..! see step 3....
  3. Lay there in bed and try REALLY hard to go back to sleep..meanwhile, your DOG is snoring so loud, that ..you actually at that point in time THINK ,'is he home?'..'what if someone breaks in my house? Kelly won't even HEAR them?'...
  4. Get a crazy idea of taping your face! Why not? What else to do, at almost '3 something' in the a.m.????
  5. Okay put a shower cap on..important step...tape gets stuck to your hair..get crazy for a moment..or two..go for a colored shower cap!! :)
  6. Take small strips first and tape the important parts down first..the nose pulled up over your head and stick to the top of the shower cap...see the shower cap has multi-functions..smart huh? Then tape back eyes and try not to laugh at this point because you will undo everything at this point...it kinda hurts while your skin is being stretched and you laugh against that strrreetch..ouch. I did this.
  7. Now ,at this point you should darn well ,feel the tape working! Take the tape and just start going around the head and then take pictures! (scrapbook pix..) Still try not to laugh at this point..
  8. Now remove the tape carefully! Look at all the stuff on the tape! Cool, huh?
  9. Read your text one more time, blog about it, and then TRY to go back to bed...before you get another bright idea...like taping your dog's face...
  10. Darn it. Almost made it to ten.

Comments

Anonymous said…
OMG Jody!!! I needed to laugh like that!! Thanks so much for breaking my boring Monday blues!!!
Love ya chicky!!
Jillian
Miss Anne said…
I.can't.handle!

You're crackin' me the hell up!

Yesterday/last night was so nice t hang out... little did I know that it was spawn into this!

I KNOW this was inspired by YES Man! wasn't it!??

xoxoxo,
love ya!
Anonymous said…
LOL I'm so proud of you sis.
Love ya :~)
Breezie.
Anonymous said…
Miss Jody True!!!! That is the absolute BEST pic ever!!! I dont even recognize you!!!! You freakin eh crack me up. :)
Jen
Miss-happypants said…
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! YOU SO HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME! WITH ME!!! :) THAT'S A WAY BETTER JOB THAN WE DID AS KIDS. YOU GOT THE RIGHT IDEA TO USE THE SHOWER CAP! :) LOVE IT!!!

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